Nobody likes you
They just like your hot sister
She has a great ass

You are going to
Die in a car accident
Avoid paying bills

Bend over and pick
That up from the ground for me
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff

Your are not virgin
You are only a Virgo
Stop scamming Christians

If you want to sell
Worthless shit, just hold contests
Car dealers know this

Penguins are evil
Don’t let them run for office
Kick their asses red

It is true, ask him
Jesus hates your stupid dog
It’s goddamn ugly

If you grease the palm
I’ll get the stars to give you
Some action tonight

You are not any
Good at playing your guitar
The whore had herpes

These fish freak me out
I hid in the chicken vat
Which was freaky too

Wolves will attack you
Get rid of that wolf magnet
It attracts wolves, bitch

Stop drinking the paint
Quit trying to sell your spleen
You need it to live