Nobody likes you They just like your hot sister She has a great ass
You are going to Die in a car accident Avoid paying bills
Bend over and pick That up from the ground for me Oh yeah, that’s the stuff
Your are not virgin You are only a Virgo Stop scamming Christians
If you want to sell Worthless shit, just hold contests Car dealers know this
Penguins are evil Don’t let them run for office Kick their asses red
It is true, ask him Jesus hates your stupid dog It’s goddamn ugly
If you grease the palm I’ll get the stars to give you Some action tonight
You are not any Good at playing your guitar The whore had herpes
These fish freak me out I hid in the chicken vat Which was freaky too
Wolves will attack you Get rid of that wolf magnet It attracts wolves, bitch
Stop drinking the paint Quit trying to sell your spleen You need it to live
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