Cancer | Haiku Horoscopes

Haiku Horoscopes by Jonathan Ball, Registered Fraud

Cancer
June 19, 2017

Chaotic evil
Will be unleashed after you
Digest that taco

Ask the stars! (But not
For money ... Go get a job!
Leave us stars alone!)

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