Making a porno
With a homeless stranger is
A choice to rethink

Look, I’ll tell you a
Secret: Smokey the Bear’s the
One setting those fires

You’ll be shocked to learn
Some philosopher spent his
Life critiquing you

Invest in a pair
Of binoculars and you
Will never be bored

A change is coming—
Let’s all hope that it’s a change
Of your old diaper

A beautiful day
Is in store for the one who
Brings me the Jade Fox

Lend me some money—
I guarantee you’ll get it
Back after you die

Let’s get serious
For a moment—it’s not right
To eat that baby

Soon an unknown play
By Shakespeare will be unearthed:
“The Stupid Pisces”

By the power of
Grayskull, you must update your
Pop culture knowledge

Flower power is
A nice thought but no way to
Power your roadster

If you only have
One shower a month, make sure
That you DO have it